Pretty penny

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Seeking the eternal satisfaction that’d come from a [email protected] email, I checked out the trusty internet marketplace.

Hmm, I think I’d be willing to shell out a few hundred for the security of holding on to my own name.

Ah! After speed-running The Art of the Deal, I was ready: $200 budget and complimentary Red Sox tickets in hand.

The broker was certain over the phone he knew my game. Tennen, it is apparently well-known, means ’natural’ in Japanese. A wellness brand waiting to spring.

Time for the invisible hand of the market to drive the price down into my waiting arms.


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